Things that go bump in the night.

These are some real scary chairs. I wouldn't want to run into them on a dark October night. They've been known to feed on animals and small children. They haunt the back porches of summer's past. They miss the great conversations and comfort of a warm August night. They bemoan the fact that winter is just around the corner. They wonder if their human keepers will remember to bring them in for the season or leave them stranded and forgotten on a deserted dock somewhere as the first snowflakes begin to fall. Oh the horror!